Are you a Goddess? Cause you are divine!

I see you dressed up for me today.

You’re an airplane that has safely landed on my heart.

Are you a computer game? Cause meeting you makes me feel a level higher!

I like your eyes, too bad you cant keep them off me!

There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

If I had a star for every time you brighten my day I would be holding a galaxy.

Your so hot that you make me sweat!

I feel sorry for guys that only want you for your looks, because the best part of you is 3 inches under your left breast.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only Ten I see. ON THE ACIDITY SCALE CAUSE YOU’RE BASIC!