If I had a star for every time you brighten my day I would be holding a galaxy.

Your so hot that you make me sweat!

I feel sorry for guys that only want you for your looks, because the best part of you is 3 inches under your left breast.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only Ten I see. ON THE ACIDITY SCALE CAUSE YOU’RE BASIC!

Roses are red violets are blue lavas hot and so are you

I’m not google, but I have everything you’re searching for

What’s long and black? (Pause) The KFC line.

You owe me a drink (why) because your so ugly I dropped mine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.