You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

You look like trash, may I take you out?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.