You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Were do you hide your wings?