This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Save water, shower with a friend!

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?