This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Save water, shower with a friend!

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?