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This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Save water, shower with a friend!
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?