Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

I like your eyes, too bad you cant keep them off me!

Roses are red violets are blue lavas hot and so are you

You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.