You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?