Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Were do you hide your wings?

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.

What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!