You’re an airplane that has safely landed on my heart.

Are you a computer game? Cause meeting you makes me feel a level higher!

If I had a star for every time you brighten my day I would be holding a galaxy.

Your so hot that you make me sweat!

I feel sorry for guys that only want you for your looks, because the best part of you is 3 inches under your left breast.

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!