I feel sorry for guys that only want you for your looks, because the best part of you is 3 inches under your left breast.

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.

I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!

Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y