I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case

I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.

Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.