You are almost as hot as my mom.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.

You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?