Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.

You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!