Roses are red violets are blue lavas hot and so are you

I’m not google, but I have everything you’re searching for

What’s long and black? (Pause) The KFC line.

You owe me a drink (why) because your so ugly I dropped mine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.