I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

You are almost as hot as my mom.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!