You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!

I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.

You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y