Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?