Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing

The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Your so cute its distracting

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.