Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.

Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.

Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!