Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?

A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?

(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.

(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?