You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.

Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?

(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?