Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?