Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.