You owe me a drink (why) because your so ugly I dropped mine.

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.