Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

How much will $20 get me?

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Excuse me M’am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.