What’s long and black? (Pause) The KFC line.

I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.

You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

You look like trash, may I take you out?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.