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What’s long and black? (Pause) The KFC line.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.