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Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman you are, we’re just haggling over the price.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.