You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.

Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.