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The Best Pick Up Lines
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If I could have one wish it would be to be with you for the rest of my life!
Are you a Goddess? Cause you are divine!
You’re an airplane that has safely landed on my heart.
Are you a computer game? Cause meeting you makes me feel a level higher!
I like your eyes, too bad you cant keep them off me!
There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
If I had a star for every time you brighten my day I would be holding a galaxy.
Your so hot that you make me sweat!
I feel sorry for guys that only want you for your looks, because the best part of you is 3 inches under your left breast.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only Ten I see. ON THE ACIDITY SCALE CAUSE YOU’RE BASIC!
Roses are red violets are blue lavas hot and so are you
I’m not google, but I have everything you’re searching for
What’s long and black? (Pause) The KFC line.
You owe me a drink (why) because your so ugly I dropped mine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.