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If I could have one wish it would be to be with you for the rest of my life!
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Are you a Goddess? Cause you are divine!
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You’re an airplane that has safely landed on my heart.
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Are you a computer game? Cause meeting you makes me feel a level higher!
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I like your eyes, too bad you cant keep them off me!
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There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
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If I had a star for every time you brighten my day I would be holding a galaxy.
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Your so hot that you make me sweat!
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I feel sorry for guys that only want you for your looks, because the best part of you is 3 inches under your left breast.
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only Ten I see. ON THE ACIDITY SCALE CAUSE YOU’RE BASIC!
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Roses are red violets are blue lavas hot and so are you
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I’m not google, but I have everything you’re searching for
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What’s long and black? (Pause) The KFC line.
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You owe me a drink (why) because your so ugly I dropped mine.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
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If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
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Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
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Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
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I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.