I like your eyes, too bad you cant keep them off me!

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There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

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If I had a star for every time you brighten my day I would be holding a galaxy.

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Your so hot that you make me sweat!

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I feel sorry for guys that only want you for your looks, because the best part of you is 3 inches under your left breast.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only Ten I see. ON THE ACIDITY SCALE CAUSE YOU’RE BASIC!

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Roses are red violets are blue lavas hot and so are you

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I’m not google, but I have everything you’re searching for

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What’s long and black? (Pause) The KFC line.

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You owe me a drink (why) because your so ugly I dropped mine.

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