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Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
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If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
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Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
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Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
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I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
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Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
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I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
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You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
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You are almost as hot as my mom.
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How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
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Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
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You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
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Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
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I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
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You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
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I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
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I just want to tell you that you’re really beautiful [pause] but I’m gay.
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You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.