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You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
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I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside..
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?