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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
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The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue.
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If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.