hilarious – Pickuplines24

You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.