You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.