tinder – Pickuplines24

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.