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The Best Pick Up Lines
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You’re so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.